Mike’s Comedy Network

CNN reports that vice president Cheney is being checked for a blood clot in his leg.
If life was fair, his treatment would take place in Building 18 at Walter Reed.

I had cleared security even after they found shampoo and toothpaste in my bag. Shampoo and personal hygene products somehow indicates to the TSA that I am a possible Al Queda operative. I pointed out to the screener that ironically, terrorists never use toothpaste or shampoo and that perhaps if they were to […]