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The gun lovers have taken this masacre on campus as a chance to play offense and argue that if people on campus had been allowed to carry, one of the victims would have been able to take the shooter out.

Of course gun advocates fail to point out that some of the recent graduates of Virginia Tech include the NFL’s PacMan Jones, Chris Henry, Michael and Marcus Vick. There’s the 4 Horsemen of Felony right there. Give Michael Vick a Pitbull and an automatic weapon and he’s pretty much unstoppable.