Mike’s Comedy Network

I’ve been fighting a cold for over a week, and like a Liberian Tanker, I’m leaking from all holes.  The good news is I’ve lost 5 pounds.  This documents a new way to drop poundage: Diet, Exercise, and now Disease.  Night sweats turn out to be some unusual form of workout.   I’ve taken so much Zinc that I can shit corregated roofing materials.  I should lend my newfound colonic skills to the Shanty market in Panama.
Quick Question.  When you blow your nose really hard, should a toe shoot out into your Kleenex?…..   I have gone thru and entire box of  Tissues and can only guess that I’ve dropped 5 lbs. in Phlegm alone.

Ahhh.  The Herbal Tea is ready. …..

My first attempt at a post lead to my deleting most of the good work my webmaster Jeremy had implemented. It’s not like I’ve never had a website before. It’s just that other people had most of the responsibilty of making it look pretty. Now that job has migrated into my unqualified hands. My lack of intuition on how to use this site has me stumbling around like a drunken bear in a Colorado dumpster.

We will see how long it takes me to learn to drive this wordmachine and negotiate the learning curve. Till then, the beefy hand of technology, will continue squeezing my pearly nether regions. So come watch me bumble about this website, clueless as to how to use it. You can sit back in the comfort of your own monitor, watching my ham handed attempts at posting and building a site.

Luckily I’m not on the space station trying to put duct tape on the oxygen scrubber, cause there’d be a lot of people dead or unconscious.